Thursday, September 27, 2007

Support the Troops!

Support the Troops! - Keep em in Iraq! If they aren't over there dying, well then guys like me would actually be even MORE SCARED of terrorists!

Support The Troops! Cut their benefits! If they have a lot of benefits, they won't be tough enough to kill the Muslim hordes that threaten our precious oil supply!

Support The Troops! Take away their free speech! When they speak out, it just makes everyone in America question our Decider-In-Chief! We can't have that!

Support The Troops! No damn more laws protecting Whistleblowers in the ranks! If Nancy thinks she can hang with the troops as a soldier, she better learn how to defend herself against rape instead of crying to her superiors when the boys are just being boys!

Support The Troops! Take away ALL Geneva protections. That way we can do whatever we want and we don't have to worry about somebody's panties getting in a wad. Sure that means that our troops won't be protected, but hey, War is Hell, right? How can we get good intel if we can't pull a Jack Bauer on the children of Iraqi civilians? Fuck em they aint even Good Christians like us!

Support the Troops! Lower recruitment standards- empty the prisons! We need more bodies in Iraq. But what we CANNOT have, ever- is a draft. Some people's children just weren't made for war. Like mine.

Support The Troops! Vote Republican. If those damn democrats ever get a President, then we WILL end up losing this war. And sure a lot of American soldiers will live if that happens. But what will they live FOR? Knowing they lost. Better dead in Iraq than alive at home! That's the RNC motto! Fight them there so we don't have to have peace with them here!

1 comment:

PoliShifter said...

Absolutely. The troops are just glad to have the opportunity to die in Bush's glorious war and thank Bush for that opportunity ever day.

And 20 years from now if/when it's all over and those wounded vets are walking the streets homeless, be sure to berate them and tell the dirty fucking losers to get real jobs and stop sucking off the American tax payer tit.

You see, if we bring the troops home then they won't get a chance to die with honor. And as Bush says, if we bring them home before the mission (not sure what the mission is but anyway..) is accomplished (never mind the banner above the aircraft carrier that said "Mission Accomplished) then those troops that come home will feel like their honor was sullied because they lost.

Also, if we bring the troops home before the mission (what mission?) is complete, then all those who have died will have died in vane.

Oh yeah, and ain't it great to kill Muslims? Just ask any Blackwater thug what a kick it is.

I'm sure Pat Robertson sings the praises of Blackwater every time an innocent Iraqi is killed.